It was only a matter of time. This recipe is brought to us by Sic Semper Porcus, a blog dedicated to all things porcine. A featured member of our Bloody Mary Flight, and suggested as an important part of a complete breakfast, it is, as the folks at Sic Semper Porcus say “a must try recipe for any aspiring breakfast drinker.” (Matthew?)
- 5 Large tomatoes
- 3 Carrots, peeled
- 4 Fresno peppers, stemmed
- 1 1/2 Cups reserved cooking water
- 1 T Worcestershire Sauce
- 4 T Apple cider vinegar
- 3 Cloves garlic, diced
- 2 lemons, juice of
- 3 T Ground black pepper
- 1 T Ground fennel
- 3 T Salt
- 2 Slices bacon, plus one slice per glass (plus one to eat while you make the drinks)
- New Deal Vodka, Portland 88 Vodka, or Hot Monkey Pepper-Flavored Vodka
- Boil the vegetables in water until tomatoes are tender.
- Remove vegetables, reserve cooking water and peel the tomatoes.
- Saute bacon to taste, and dice two strips.
- Combine all the ingredients (except water) in a blender and blend until a thick, smooth puree. (Yes, you are blending bacon).
- Slowly add the water until it has thinned out to the desired consistency.
- Add New Deal Vodka, Portland 88 Vodka, or Hot Monkey Pepper-Flavored Vodka, or a combination thereof, depending upon your tastes and fortitude.
- Now pour over rocks, garnish wildly, and squeal like a piggy! Squeal!




